On my answering machine last night, from Mom:
“Hi, you home? I’m down on the floor and I can’t get up. I’ll see if I can call the nurse. Bye.”
Wait for next message…
“Hi, it’s me. I’m back up. The nurse came and got me. Call me when you get in.”
I picked up the phone and started dialing. You know, I knew I couldn’t take her anywhere, but as it turns out, I can’t even take her NOWHERE!